CUDDLR

[sidecars]

Danger Barnes (20) I'm for kicking ass and taking names, and I'm all out of names! And cuddles. I'm here for cuddles too. Cuddles are still in stock!

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YES / MATCH / TICK
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Comments

[snipers]

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OMG I'M SORRY I NEVER SAW THIS

[sidecars]

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Hey there, doll!

HAHA IT'S COOL.

[snipers]

"Doll"? Seriously?

[sidecars]

[ Ugh millennial chicks. ]

Force of habit, sorry
Where were we?

What's your name, beautiful?
Can I call you beautiful?
How about sweetheart?
Or sugar!
That's a good one

[boutant]

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bucky, why do you look like you got hit in the face in your picture?

[sidecars]

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Because I did
It makes me look more rugged!

That and I didn't want to wait for it to heal before I put my cuddlr up

[boutant]

well I guess that makes sense

...why did you get hit in the face?

[sidecars]

Oh the usual reasons
Someone said something he shouldn't have
And I educated him on the finer points of etiquette

[boutant]

by punching him in the face first?

[sidecars]

Excuse me, I waited until he took the first swing
A bar fight is not fun if there isn't some kind of handicap!

[boutant]

oh good. I think.
plus you can claim self defense if the police get involved

[sidecars]

Exactly!
This isn't my first rodeo believe me
Although they usually go smoother if my partner's there
He's more of a people person

[boutant]

that would definitely help, yes
did you get thrown out anyway?

[sidecars]

Yeah, of course
Once you start a chain reaction they don't really like you to stay

[ Bucky knows this form extensive bar brawling experience. ]

[boutant]

are you allowed back in later?