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Comments

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You never struck me as romantic. And I've not really struck you, yet.

[ Harry almost purrs it in turn, almost as if practiced, but he's anything but. He's honestly a showman off the fly in some aspects.

That exposed path along Bucky's arse and legs was all too enticing.

Harry rounds his hand and strikes Bucky on the meat of his lowermost ass, just above his thighs and sac. It should be a vaguely resounding event, but of course not a direct stimulant.

He wont stop there, moving his cupped hand to make a loud slap over the fattest part of Bucky's rump - that one should sting much softer than the first blow, even if it sounds much louder. ]

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Yeah, well y--! [ The first slap pulls a loud squawk out of him. It shouldn't, really, what with the way he practically implores the man to strike him for hanging his rules. The second yelp it more in indignation, making him buck against the cold kitchen table. ] I am not eight years old anymore! You don't just... spank a man!

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[ Harry's retort is another series of swats from a rough hand, reddening up that pale arse and even making his way down to the tops of those thighs. His other hand keeps Bucky on the table, even shoving him further up with the power of his arm so that the other is standing at the tips of his toes and sorely lacking leverage

Clearly he can. Clearly he can just spank a man. ]

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[ The indignation eventually bleeds out once he realizes Harry is serious and isn't stopping after only a few surprise swats. With every new spank, Buck gets a little quieter; although, the rise of his ass in he air is an embarrassing alarm. His feet scramble for a bit before they find purchase again on the tile floor. ]

You do know corporal punishment doesn't work on me, right?

[ While his statement is still true all the same, what he's really implying is much darker. He's been conditioned to withstand torture and interrogation. What are a few back-handed fly bites on his ass to a boy like Bucky? It won't teach him humility. Not like this, at any rate. ]

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Don't make the view any less fine.

[ But that does get him to relent. Harry isn't wholly deterred, however. ]

This ain't doin' anything for you? Really?

[ There's no doubting the flirtation in his tone. He trails his hand over that flushed and heated skin, no doubt making it smart a little before it soothes. Once he reaches the backs of Bucky's thighs, his fingertips just may just find themselves skimming over the younger man's delicate sac, a part of the anatomy which he'd been careful enough to miss in his rougher treatment. ]

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[ Huff! What a smart ass comment. But he's got nothing to say to it when Harry's hand ghosts over his more intimate parts. Quickly he takes in a sharp breath, getting up on his tiptoes to avoid the touch in case it became painful. It never does, thankfully, so Bucky relaxes back if a little put out. ]

Now that's cheating.

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There're rules?

[ Bucky won't be able to see it unless he turns his head, but there's a sharkish little smirk pulling his features.

He doesn't mind pushing the rest of his hand between Bucky's thighs, palming his bollocks and giving them a gentle squeeze. At the same time, he rubs his thumb up against the younger man's perineum, likely giving the nearby prostate some tickles of sensation. ]

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Should be! Preying on a poor boy like me...

[ That touch makes him shiver, makes him curl his toes and rub his groin against the hard lip of the table. ]